That Sassy Wind

If you thought you knew
Why that sassy wind blew,
Keep guessing
Because She’s not confessing.

That old maid just blisters
And splinters
And blows houses down,
And, I’d bet, does it with a frown.

So I just assume
Some other lady took her groom
And She’s just as mad as can be;
Stirring up dirt and tussling the sea

And it had to of been lately
Because the wind just got crazy,
So if you know why she’s fussing,
Please kill that bastard reason for her cussing.