The Chair

The chair is not alright,
But has it ever been?
It was sturdy, yes, before
But did it also squeak then?

It might have sat more level,
But now it just wobbles.
And whenever anyone leans forward,
Their lean is turned to a throttle.

Please sit if you don’t believe,
There’s space enough beside me.
It’s now dangerous and exciting,
There’s space enough beside me.